1. Penitence of the Shitty Wizard – Die-Cut Limited Edition Cassette

    Cassette

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  2. "Tales of the Shitty Wizard" Zip Disk Edition

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  3. "Shitty Wizard" TurboGrafx-16 silkscreened patch

    Button/Pin/Patch

    $3 USD

  4. "Hot Dog Ghost" resin toy

    $10 USD

  5. "Big Head Mode Ghost" resin toy

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  6. How to Win at Shitty Wizard – None More Red limited edition cassette

    Cassette

    $10 USD

  7. "Only Wizards Bleed" t-shirt

    T-Shirt/Shirt

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  8. "Faces of Joe" hat

    Hat

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  9. Inventory of the Shitty Wizard – "Weapons" inventory limited edition cassettes

    Cassette

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  10. Exile of the Shitty Wizard – A Cassette You Might Play

    Cassette

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  11. Tales of the Shitty Wizard – A Cassette You Won't Play

    Cassette

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Fake video game music for fake video games with fake synth sounds made by real guitars.

Call the Tipline of the Shitty Wizard: (888) 351-2666. Updated whim-ishly.

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