Split with Retrogoblin

by Low Cunning

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	1.	Low Cunning - Greedily Lusting After The Exact Same Staff I Already Have Except It’s +1 02:38
	2.	Low Cunning - Each Night Deft Hypnos Burdens Me With Visions Of My One True Love, The Fair Lady Mytyllda. (But At Least The Visions Are Of Her Before She Was Tortured And Flayed.) 07:34
	3.	Low Cunning - Upon Seeing It In Person I Realize "Mageskull Keep" Isn't Just A Clever Nickname 04:35
	4.	Low Cunning - Chasing Down That Lean And Hungry Motherfucker Who Stole My Bag of Holding 03:30
	5.	Low Cunning - How Is “Ferryman” A Viable Occupation? 03:50
	6.	Low Cunning - Transported By The Hellish War Lantern To A Realm Guarded By The Actual Christian Devil, Not Just A Clever Allegory 03:13
	7.	Retrogoblin - Retrogoblin - May the Beer be Ever Frothy 02:31
	8.	Retrogoblin - Retrogoblin - In Haste I Run for Cover as Gargantuan L-Shaped Blocks Slowly Descend from the Sky 02:42
	9.	Retrogoblin - Retrogoblin - One Hit Death...My Dispatcher Points and Laughs Fiendishly, as I Realize I'm a Noob 03:05
	10.	Retrogoblin - Retrogoblin - My Sword is Grasped by a Powergloved Hand 02:16
	11.	Retrogoblin - Retrogoblin - Don't Buy the Wizard Hat. It's Only a Vanity Item with No Actual Stats 03:02
	12.	Retrogoblin - Retrogoblin - +2 Charisma Will Not Help Me Much on This Raid. Keep Your Overpriced Item, and I'll Take my Chances with Full Coffers 03:15
	13.	Retrogoblin - Retrogoblin - Quick! Call an Italian Plumber! The Dungeon Toilet is Overflowing and It's Nasty as Fuck 02:34
	14.	Retrogoblin - Retrogoblin - Game Over, No More Continues 02:32

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As Fate is wont to whim, so it is that two wanderers find their respective questlines intertwined. Can a woebegone mage and oozy goblin work together to seize the frozen lucre hidden deep within the majestic Citadel Hyperborea? Pluck delicate, deadly hairs from the Giant Hogweeds on the Isthmus of Gabriel? Plunder the coruscating tomb of—and then have an elegant dinner with—the Merry Archlich Xuh’Fyl’Mhh’Zyx? Or will their deeds go unsaved, the exequy to an adventure that forgot to hold the reset button whilst turning off the power?

Endless hails to Retrogoblin: retrogoblin.bandcamp.com

Available soon on tape cassette through the mighty WereGnome Records:

1/25/23 - subscribers
1/27/23 - everyone

Visit weregnomerecords.bandcamp.com to procure.

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released January 12, 2023

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Low Cunning Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Fake video game music for fake video games with fake synth sounds made by real guitars.

Call the Tipline of the Shitty Wizard: (888) 351-2666. Updated whim-ishly.

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