Inventory of the Shitty Wizard

by Low Cunning

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"Weapons" inventory limited edition cassettes
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Audio-grade cassettes hand-dubbed and printed and cut and folded and labeled by me, for some dumb reason, in a soft plastic case. (Like with folk art, idiosyncrasies should be celebrated.) Side A contains new material, while Side B contains a new mix and master of "Side Quest of the Shitty Wizard" (previously only available digitally and on floppy disk) plus a portion of the new hella-atmospheric "...Eerily Reverberant Cave" track.

There are four total weapons featured in this inventory (dagger, mace, flail, & foil), each with an edition of six. Each edition features a different 1/4th of the atmospheric song for maximum whimsy/confusion. Orders will be assigned a weapon randomly, and all orders will include some stickers and—as always—pins, my true artistic medium.

Given the limited quantity, one tape per order, plz.

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1.	We All Know That When I Cast Chain Lightning I Can Only Control Where It Starts, Not Where It Ends Up 03:16	buy track
2.	It Seems Odd That Most Churches In The Realm Preach About An Afterlife But Will Also Resurrect Dead Adventurers For Money 04:06	buy track
3.	Townsfolk Are The Fucking Worst 02:32	buy track
4.	Who Needs Tactics When You’ve Got A Fairly Okay-ish Healer? 01:56	buy track
5.	As A Horde Of Foes Recklessly Thunder Towards Us I Find Myself Quaffing The Good Booze Lest I Not Survive To Quaff Later 02:46	buy track
6.	Now Is An Appropriate Time To Reflect On The Many, Many Shortcomings Of Fallen Party Members 03:12	buy track
7.	There Is No Doubt In My Mind That We Will Find Riches, Not Traps, In This Eerily Reverberant Cave 06:50	buy track

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When you loot corpses, do you "take all"? Of course you do, so you know how inventory tends to accrue. This EP collects and updates three (3) unreleased tracks from "Tales..." and "Exile..." sessions plus a new mix & master on the three (3) "Side Quest..." tracks. All that plus a new hella-atmospheric track. Huzzah's abound!

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released January 2, 2023

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Low Cunning Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Fake video game music for fake video games with fake synth sounds made by real guitars.

Call the Tipline of the Shitty Wizard: (888) 351-2666. Updated whim-ishly.

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